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Medical Chart of the Day: Allie Brosh accompanied her Craisin-vomiting boyfriend to the ER where a doctor asked Mr. Beau to rate his pain using the ubiquitous, proto-emoticon pain chart. Allie noted that said chart had an offensively blasé approach toward identifying emergency-grade pain, and decided to put together the more comprehensive graphic shown above.

0:  Hi.  I am not experiencing any pain at all.  I don’t know why I’m even here.

1:  I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2:  I probably just need a Band Aid.

3:  This is distressing.  I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.

4:  My pain is not fucking around.

5:  Why is this happening to me??

6:  Ow.  Okay, my pain is super legit now.

7:  I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.

8:  I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain.  I might actually be dying. Please help.

9:  I am almost definitely dying.

10:  I am actively being mauled by a bear.

11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.

Too Serious For Numbers:  You probably have ebola.  It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

Much better.

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    too serious for numbers.

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    Slightly disturbing, but oh so funny! xD

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    Wow. Definitely does not compare to the pain charts I’ve seen haha.

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    had to bring this back i love it so xD

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    i was asked this question so many times during the last six months that when a doctor/nurse would say “hows your pain...

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    This is way better than the one we have. Would it be wrong for me to bring this to the hospital instead? :-P

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