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1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
16. A calendar’s days are numbered.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
39. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
40. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
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